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This messsage is just here for those dumb fools who actually seek my help.

-Jesse

Are You Stupid?

Thought up by:Arbo.

Have you ever wondered if you were actually stupid? People were calling you this name because it was the truth? Well wonder no longer, we are here to help! If you are or know someone who could use some help from this page please don't be afraid to try it out. Nobody deserves to be stupid and not know it. If you need to know this is where to find out. This webpage is a specially designed page that helps you to know these hard to answer questions. Just fill out the small form below and a reply will be sent to. . . .sometime. Remember, though, we can't make stupid people smarter, but we can tell them if they are stupid or not.

Personal Information:

Name: Got any money?

E-mail Address: No???! You MUST supply an email address to recieve results.

Age: Well, thanks a lot.

Credit Card #: (Don't ask why.)

Quiz:

1. Do you think you are stupid? Yes No

2. Do other people think you are stupid? Yes No

3. If you have 5 apples, how many apples do you have?

4. If a train leaves Boston at 3:00 and a train leaves New York at the same time, at what time did the train from Boston leave?

5. If I were on a bus being hijacked by terrorists I would:

5. Check all that apply.

I eat M&M's with a spoon.

I was dropped on my head when I was little.

My name is Jim Carrey.

I own a dancing police dog named Josephine.

Mashed potatoes are my friends!

I have been described as "A steady thinker."

Dick and Jane baffle me.

I know more than the average person.

Scientists keep asking me to "Help out with their experiments"

My name is billy jim bob joe.

6. Spell:

extremely

electricity

toiletbowl

Well, thanks for your cooperation. Just click the "Submit Quiz" button of you're done, or "Start Over" of you are not sure about your answers. Please feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions or comments about this page.
-Jesse
jesse@xpressweb.com